Suatu ketika di suatu sudut maya:
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Mari lawan dengan ganti avatar, jika tak mampu dengan ganti avatar
maka ubahlah dengan invite friends di
http://www.facebook.com/indonesiaunite, dan jika tak mampu dengan
keduanya maka ubahlah dengan pake #indonesiaunite trus2an di semua
tweet kamu, itulah selemah-lemahnya iman
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Kalimat kunci terkait:
- ikut-ikutan nanti jadi ikut benaran
- republik quick count
- RUARRRRRR BIASAAAAAA
- kuantitas di atas kualitas
- senin harga naik
- bisnis 5 milyar
- buat anak kok coba-coba
- tuhan hype
- antre crocs
idea is not about ‘who’, it’s a ‘what’.
Pernah tahu rasa dikhianati peraturan/hukum/tata-tertib?
Contohnya begini:
Di Carrefour Puri Indah Jakarta ada kasir Express dengan embel-embel aturan bahwa maximal pembelian adalah 10 item dengan pembayaran tunai.
Konon untuk memudahkan pembeli yang belanjaannya sedikit.
Nyatanya?
Ada pelanggan gak tahu diri yang dorong-dorong kereta belanja, pastinya isinya bukan 10 item dong, pindahin belanjaannya dari kereta ke 2 keranjang.
TETAP DILAYANI!
EXPRESS tapi NUNGGU SETENGAH JAM?! BAH!!
Entah apa gunanya plang peraturan yang digantung-pasang gede-gede itu, jadinya kasir express pun sekadar nama doang.
MBOK YO KALAU BIKIN PERATURAN ITU DITEGAKKAN LAH, JANGAN BIKIN PELANGGAN YANG TAAT PERATURAN MENJADI MERASA DIKHIANATI.
Bikin kesal saja, untung tadi bagian pengaduan pelanggannya cukup serius menanggapi omelan.
Hey! There’s a new book in town, Kopi Merah Putih from Indonesia Anonymus, the bunch who write without the limitation of a name. ;)
Nowadays, there are too much weewee craps about the so called “true identity” on the net, the “civilized” always perceive it as a sign of competency. Of course, that’s not true.
I love anonimity, and definitely will support anything that is not “trendy”.
It’s the idea that matter, not the name behind the idea.
Anyway, heard this news from the infamous Father of Blogger, this might be a potential sour candy for the cynical mind, or whatever you want to call it.
Forward!!
Kata Mr. Smith (kemungkinan besar kata Mother Earth juga): “Manusia itu virus bagi bumi.”
Kata Manusia: “Flu Babi/Burung itu gara-gara virus.”
(Jangan-jangan) Kata Virus Flu Babi: “Zat yang dipoloduksi sistem imun manusia itu adalah virus.”
Jadi, ehh ehhhhhh, penyakit itu adalah “zat” yang dipoloduksi Mother Earth buat mengenyahkan manusia?
O: That glass is half full.
P: That glass is half empty.
R: That is a half glass of jizz.
The origin of that concept?
68% more likely to be originated from Kampung Gajah.
How to learn it?
Think or sink. Or here’s the shortcut: join Kampung Gajah.
What is it?
Serious joke is joke that you value as your own life, seriously. It means that you get that joke out of your mouth with all the possible consequences that you have thought over beforehand and bear eagerly, not a joke that you throw away like shit and then you walk away when that shit get bigger and backfired.
Why?
To distinguish whether you are a person or merely a dick (dickess if you’re a woman).
So?
This is just another joke, seriously.
Some people love to include ‘lies’ in their joke.
Seriously, whether it’s a white lie or black lie or whatever, it doesn’t sound cool, and definitely not funny.
So, folks! Next time, never forget to put that joke of you in a serious case.
Joke, seriously!
That means joke seriously or not at all!!
Signed,
Ha Ha
every hero starts with a crude buckler and torn armor, but as time goes by, crude buckler will become a magical tower shield, and torn armor will be replaced by dragon scale plate mail. heroes know how to represent themselves.
